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May 1, 2009
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Rubber Stamp

My request:

VistaPrint would like to offer me a free rubber stamp. Which is to say, I am now talking suggestions on what my rubber stamp should say. source

gathered a number of responses (shown in order they were received)

smartgoat: STAMPED

mikemorrow: Folks in my office are big fans of a big “WTF” stamp…

Notactuallyme: I have one that says “Fuck it - I don’t have time to read this shit”

AminoSC: Wheresgeorge.com ? :)

secretsquirrel: “LOL” or, if there’s enough type, “boneriffic”. Or “HAM”. Or “NUDE”. Or “NUTSACK”.

jamietie: I’ve always wanted one that said “REJECTED”

mikemorrow: Perhaps: “I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD”

teribits: Your productivity still greatly exceeds that of the pole.

mayjah: TLDR

thestoryofb: NSFW

tbridge: How about, “Thanks, Bitches!”

SmartAsshat: THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY STAMPED

SmartAsshat: AS USALLY

secretsquirrel: “PWNED”

LidMo: Douche. (Not you. The Stamp.)

eoporto: STAMPED.

lisarahmat: I AM IRON MAN

squibble: My other stamp is a mushroom.

biorhythmist: TRAMP

luckyshirt: This is my stamp. There are many like it, but this one just stamped this. or YO DAWG WE HEARD THIS STAMP IS TOO SMALL TO DO THIS JOKE.

awryone: My other stamp is a ballpoint.

texburgher: UNMARKED

kariedwards: “If this stamp is found, please return to: (your address here)”

Yayaa: I LOVE HOBOS

Wallaceh: “Tramp”

MikeTRose: “God is my Facebook friend”

ohmyseven: I have one that says “WTF?”

steelopus: I think your rubber stamp should say “RUBBER STAMP.”

toldorknown: DO NOT STAMP

Tony_D: It’s just a formality.

liabo: confidential’d

itsbynnereel: I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD.

ungraceful: This is my stamp. There are many like it, but this one’s mine. My stamp, without me, is useless. Without my stamp, I am useless.

HemiRT5pt7: I think a rubberstamp that said ‘Fuck It’ would be put to good use

benjibot: How about “RUBBER STAMP!”

kyleridolfo: I prefer this one: http://tinyurl.com/cjujrs

fraserspeirs : Surely “FIND HIM AND KILL HIM”? http://www.flickr.com/photos/deane_crilley/2296453868/

biorhythmist : “★”

BrilliantOrange: THE BIRD IS THE WORD

I have to say, I’m surprised no one made a rubber=condom joke.

I know which one gave me the biggest laugh, but what’s your favorite?

  1. gkojaz reblogged this from talesofbeingtj
  2. strangebirds answered: I’m a fan of “STAMPED” and “DO NOT STAMP” - maybe combine them into one two-line stamp?
  3. rachelarogers answered: “Fuck it - I don’t have time to read this shit.” I would stamp it all over student papers and articles I have to read and everything!
  4. ajsheets answered: Hobo vagina
  5. yardboy answered: “TRAMP” and the star made me chuckle.
  6. cholmes answered: AUTHORIZED VIA THE INTERNETS
  7. dig-the-cat answered: I like “THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY STAMPED” best. (I’d also suggested it before I realized it was a dupe.)
  8. stacey727 answered: I liked all of secretsquirrels-especially Ham. Tramp came in next.
  9. inmi answered: I kinda like “rubber stamp”. And NSFW cracks me up.
  10. smartasshat answered: I still like my “intentionally” one the best, but 2nd is “tramp”.
  11. glessner answered: I second @eoporto’s “STAMPED.”
  12. biorhythmist answered: I like “TLDR”
  13. letmeslipitin answered: NOW PAY ME
  14. lisag732 answered: I like “Fuck it - I don’t have time to read this shit.” Well, I’m off to Staples now… thanks, Notactuallyme!
  15. everythinginthesky answered: I’m going with ‘Fuck it’.
  16. yayaa answered: GOD IS MY FACEBOOK FRIEND!
  17. timestolen answered: toldorknown: DO NOT STAMP..or bio’s “TRAMP”
  18. cwj answered: DO NOT STAMP
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