The Bathroom

After my Epic Fucking Deadline, I went to get a massage to remove some of the Epic Fucking Knots in my shoulders.

As recommended, I made sure to use the bathroom prior to my appointment (there’s little worse than paying someone to wait while you run half-naked down the hall because you forgot to go).

Look at that bathroom, would you?

I mean, it’s lovely.

I’m not exactly sure why you would need a big phoo-phoo seat in the bathroom, but isn’t it pretty? And look at the sink, so pretty and decorative.

Are you getting it yet?

Yeah, this is the women’s bathroom.

This is the men’s room:

I’d show you more of it but I can’t because this is it.

I had to stand in the doorway to take this picture.

The door, which opens into the bathroom, requiring you to step up to the left of the sink before you can close the door, is always closed.

The smell is not wonderful.

It is not pretty.

It is one step above a hole in the floor and some pine-cones with which to wipe your ass.

This is totally and completely unfair and I will have it brought to the attention of whatever branch of government is in place to deal with such blatant discrimination.

UPDATE

Seriously? There is no agency to which I can bring my complaint? Whatever happened to equality, people?

Is this just? Is this fair? Why should I have to wedge myself into a crappy bathroom just because I was born with a Y chromosome?

I’m totally using the women’s room next time I’m there. What are they going to do, arrest me for using the wrong bathroom?

Update 2

Ok, I don’t think anyone really thinks that “trespassing” or “attempted sexual misconduct” is a reasonable charge against a guy using the women’s bathroom, and I am totally going to give that judge a piece of my mind, whenever the hearing comes up, sometime in the next 90 days.

sigh

Related: Can you really get the death penalty for not wiping off the seat? If I had known that I would have risked the $100 fine for leaving the seat up.